Saw Zac Brown Friday

Kinja'd!!! "mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
08/27/2017 at 17:52 • Filed to: None

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I may have had 3/4 bottle of Jim, two beers, and three shots of rum. I may still be hungover. Worth it.


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Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > mkbruin, Atlas VP
08/27/2017 at 18:19

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I would also need that much alcohol in order to handle listening to Zac Brown. The hangover is definitely worth it. Modern country music is the worst. It’s a combination of hipsters, racists and church youth group bands. That’s my antichrist. At least back in the day they were content with just being racists. I have instructed my daughters that if they ever bring home a dude named Zac/Zach/Zak they will immediately be buried in our backyard.

Met a kid named Noah (Gentile pronunciation) the other day. What the fuck is wrong with people? Yeah, let’s name our European-American kid after a Jew best known for getting drunk and procreating with his daughters... We need to ship all these crazy ass evangelicals to Jerusalem so the Jews can build a wall out of them.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > mkbruin, Atlas VP
08/27/2017 at 19:07

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > mkbruin, Atlas VP
08/27/2017 at 19:31

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Lucky!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti
08/27/2017 at 20:05

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How else do you pronounce “Noah” other than “No-uh”?!


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman
08/27/2017 at 21:33

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You have to use your throat, just like when you pronounce “l’chaim”.